Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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