She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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