Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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