Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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