highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
