You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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