everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
