i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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