I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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