They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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