i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i think i have herpe
just one?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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