Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I puked a lego.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
either way he was missing a nipple.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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