i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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