i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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