its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My vagina is officially offended.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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