You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
the condom got lost in my hair
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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