You work out of a Hotel?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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