Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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