if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he puts the penis in happiness.
this boner is exhausting
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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