Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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