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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance

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(410): View more from Maryland

there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck

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(502): View more from Kentucky

so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters

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(407): View more from Florida

just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR

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(970): View more from Colorado

There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I cuddled with a man named Pickles

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(626): View more from California

I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.

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