Whod you bang
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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