she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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