I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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