I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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