who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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