she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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