Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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