so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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