I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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