If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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