i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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