If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He has the fingertips of a God
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