what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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