Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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