didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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