Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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