Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
