im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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