To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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