If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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