you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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