i will never coherently bang her
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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