i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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