Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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