so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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