Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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