Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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