My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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