She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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